i'm still not sure how grant managed to talk me into it, but yesterday we went to
brazos bend state park. it's where you go to see the 'gators, hence my reluctance. the whole drive down, images of every alligator vs. some poor
wildebeest or something flashed through my mind. when we got there, grant got a map and just asked where the best place for kids was. he was told that some baby alligators had hatched recently and that we could go pet them. so we did:


there were about a half dozen of them in the tank. a sign said that they had collected all but 12 eggs from the mothers nest [i wonder who has that job and if they still have all their limbs] and that 30+ baby alligators had hatched in the middle of august.


hazel was lucky enough to be able to touch a
corn snake [yes, i say this with as much sarcasm as i can muster]:

it does have very pretty scales, but it would look better to me as a purse or a pair of pumps. shhh, don't tell peta. another ranger pulled out this bird [i don't remember what it is, maybe a falcon? grant would know]:
we didn't get to pet her. she probably would have pecked anyone who got too close. after we all bonded with the animals, we wandered around the nature center where they had some fun exhibits:
once outside, we decided to go to the path that was suggested for seeing the most/biggest alligators [!?].
this sign was not making this park in any way inviting. i couldn't believe that they would just let people walk around where alligators hang out. and i really couldn't believe i was there with my little girls.
this is elm lake. we took the trail that loops around it and sure enough, about a quarter of a mile round, we saw this:
i'll admit it was pretty cool seeing an alligator from this close with no fence or glass wall stopping it from pulling us into a death-roll. but i didn't pose by it, that was grant's job:
hazel was unfazed by the beasts, probably thanks to the crocodile in peter pan. she dazzled the alligators with her strength:
and i felt safer.
safer than this bird at least. this is a picture of alligator #2. it was the most mobile. we got to see it swim up close to the bird and i half expected the bird to fly away, but it just stood there, cool as a cucumber. eventually the alligator decided it was too big and it swam away:
here comes 'gator #3:
can you see him? here's a closer look:
we found this one by following the sound of children crying. seriously. apparently a family was watching it and it snapped something up [the grandpa thought it was a turtle]. anyway it understandably freaked out a couple of little girls. the alligator was pleased with it's self:
[sadly, on our way back, i saw some punk kids throwing rocks at this one. i got so mad. not because i thought they would actually hit it, but because i couldn't believe anyone would be stupid enough to tick off a wild alligator. i would have said something to them but there were adults with them (and i'm kind of a wimp when it comes to confrontations) so i settled for the meanest glare i could produce. i don't think they noticed/cared]. at this point we came up to a fork in the trail. there was a water station [and it was ice cold water!]. and since it was a very humid 98 degree day, we stopped for a drink:
we then headed along the trail that was supposed to lead us to alligators lying in the shade. instead we found this:
at first, i tried to just ignore the huge, super nasty spider, but then i noticed it wasn't alone:
dozens of these huge, super nasty spiders had spun their webs between trees and bushes. i kept my head down and tried to keep going, but then i saw one dangling from a branch. that was when i turned the stroller around and booked it out of there. at the time, i think i would have honestly taken on a 'gator than continued along that part of the trail. grant kept the camera and took the pictures while i waited with the girls by the lesser of the two evils. when grant finally came back [he was seriously gone long enough that i thought the spiders had ganged up and eaten him] we headed back to the car. by this time, the paranoia had left me enough to make me feel ok about letting lucy out of the stroller to stretch her legs [i still carried her past the alligators i knew about. what can i say? i'm a mom and we're crazy. it could just be me, though]:
once we made it back to the car with our limbs intact, we headed over to the gift shop to let hazel pick out souvenirs. she picked a stuffed spider for her [go figure] and a stuffed bee for lucy. as i was about to pay for them she noticed something:
"mommy, wook! can i have the teeny-tiny baby awigator? pwease!" she said that sentence in a little high-pitched squeaky voice, so how could i resist?